Thursday, October 3, 2013

My legs will crack

V is sitting on her daddy's legs. She wants some gummies which are like 2 feet away from her.

V: Mommy, I want some gummies.
M: Sure. Go ahead and get them and I will help you open it.
V: But it's too far away...
M: No it's not, it's right there.
V: But if I walk, my bones will start cracking.

Mommy is prettier

We're at Aunty Carrine's office. V is playing with some of her crafting stamps. I'm not feeling too well. So Aunty Carrine asks V if she will stay with her so that mommy can pop home and have a nap.

V : NO!!!!
C: Why not?
V: Because I only like mama.
C: How come you don't like Aunty Carrine?
V: Because mama is prettier.
C: Aunty Carrine not pretty meh?
V: Pretty....but mama is prettier.