Ants Vs Mary - Part I

So the head ant, Mr. Top Ant, calls a meeting. He says to the bunch of them, "There's this fat lady always crushing our comrades with her giant stubby fingers!! We must do something! We mustn't let our comrades die in vain!!". The chorus of soldier ants, all dressed in black tops and red army pants shout, "Death to her!! Death to her!!".

Mr. Top Ant gathers all his top commanders. They sit around a giant bottle filled with yellow liquid (that would be my oil bottle). They seem to like the smell it emits and the slippery feel of the land. After a long meeting, they decide that the best way would be to kill the fat lady slowly but painfully. Confident that their venom from their tiny bites are the best way to go, the commanders then brief their individual units.

The top commander, Mr. Red Black (ok, so I'm not so creative with the names...can't possibly name them Bill or Jack or Tom right?) tells his unit, "Men, we are not going to lose this war. We shall multiply even as she tries to kill us. Multipliers, go do your thing!! As for the rest of us soldiers...fight on!! We must find a hiding place and ambush her from there. Attack in groups. Do as much damage as you can.".

Mr. Red Black asks his deputy, Mr No. 2, "From our statistics gathered by the team, where is the best place to hide? Where has the fat lady not done any casualties?". Mr No. 2 replies, "We should hide under her bed and ambush her when she sleeps. Another method is to hide in her panties. Our soldiers have noticed that she doesn't check her panties before she wears them. Now that will really hurt her! We can also hide in the toilets and attack her in the morning when she's still half asleep. She will barely notice our men there."

Mr. Red Black then address his unit again, "OK men! You heard Mr No. 2. Split into groups and concentrate on the bed, panties and toilet. Remember, be stealthy! Walk along the walls or crevices so that the fat lady doesn't notice you. Go men! Seek revenge for your brothers!!"